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  • 01 April 2010

  • Alfred. Icon, Entrepreneur, Raconteur and Reprobate gives you the view from his 'One Place'

  • Daffodils, roadworks and tax returns traditionally signal that spring has sprung in London, so too does butch talk of this years must have executive car. Having seen the new four-door Porsche Panamera this morning the conclusion; an excellent way to show your income is truly disposable. Dumpy, ill fitting and full of it's own self-importance - the automotive equivalent of the last remaining hire-shop dinner jacket Alfred was forced to rent the week of his first student ball.  But hey, if you want to blow £70k on a fat, fast car that's your business. As any truly successful entrepreneur knows, it's what your chauffeur, not your car, says about you that really matters.

    ..Alfred hears that 2010 will be a vintage year for food at one of his favourite London drop-spots, the Mandarin Oriental Knightsbridge. Britain's Willy Wonka, Heston Blumenthal - he of Fat Duck fame  - is opening his first venture outside of Berkshire at the hotel in November. Get on the reservation list ASAP to impress that v. important client. Or, if you can't wait that long Frenchman Daniel Boulud, the hottest property in New York's kitchens, is opening his eponymous bistro-bar at the Mandarin in June. Pates, terrines, crusty bread and awesome wines - the hotel may have a detoxifying spa in their basement, but Boulud Bar will be this summer's place to retox.

    . Being a live-and-let-live sort, Alfred was entertained to hear of London's latest sporting trend - Pink Collar boxing. While traders, brokers and market makers have been burning testosterone fighting boring white-collar shows for years, the concept here is a transvestite MC, ring card boys and cabaret acts between bouts. Mike Tyson hasn't confirmed his participation.

    ..Could anyone considering a purchase of Tavo Tavo gloves, with their built-in index-finger pad for easy iPhone use while keeping your hands warm, please consider instead, getting a life. Thanks.

    Note to self: Need a week-long screen-amnesty after realising that most waking hours are spent looking at digital screens. Lap-tops are vital and plasma TV's valuable for news, but taxi-seat adverts? HighDef digital billboards? Interactive escalator screens? Heathrow Express broadcast bulletins? Pur-lease! So screened-out by home-time, Alfred couldn't even pick up the box set of The Wire.

    Heard too much this week: "Before joining this club, my second home was Starbucks"

    Not heard enough this week: "Apologies, I think I overused the word 'synergy' in that meeting"

     
    Last word:  While Alfred fully approves of the sharp attire worn daily by the dashing Iggy on club reception, concerns abound for how fast he came out of the sartorial gates last Monday. A garish tie is Thursday's child. So slow down, old boy. If you go strong colours early week, you leave no room for crescendo as you head towards the weekend.

    Good day.

    Alfred

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    • 17 March 2012

    • One Alfred Place: Social Media & Connecting

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  • 04 May 2012

  • Alfred's Blog:

    Nissan Juke-R: Desert Nemesis

  • Street racer isn't just the name of some 90's video game that combines the fine arts of go karting and violence,street racers also exists IRL. And Dubai is their capital, where down at the International Marine Club all sorts of insane racing action is going on.

    So buckle-up and watch GT Academy winner Lucas Ordonez taking Nissan's badass Juke-R down there to see if he can pwn some of the most famous supercars on the planet.
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